"I'm feeling quite hungry," said the cat, "I could do with a nice little mouse-snack!"
"No, no, please don't eat me!" pleaded Whiskers. "But I'm a cat. Cats eat mice. Don't tell me you didn't know that? Nobody could be that stupid?" said the cat. "I am!" said Whiskers, "I haven't a brain in my head!"
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