Finally, after endless trials, I produced the new formula. I tremble with excitement at the prospect of what will happen when the world discovers what I have made. I will be rich, and famous! My new formula will be in demand everywhere!

This afternoon I will patent my amazing new formula, but, just in case something happens before I manage to do this I will record the name of the formula here. I hope you realize that even if you think you can run off and pretend it is your own discovery, you will never succeed. I have already made it mine.

My secret formula is known and registered as:

Superchoccy slurpacious bubblemint flavouring

for milk shakes, puddings, ice creams and yoghurts!