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Sunday School Activity Sheet: Puns

tags: puns, humor, comic

handout id: 3390
short name: Puns
nutshell: Puns

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It's not fair! They still won't put me in the basketball team!

I've got my eye on you!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away . . . it its made of concrete and dropped on him!!
Ouch!

Don't mind me - I'm completely arm-less!

I wish people would stop laughing at me!

The teacher told me to hold my tongue!

I think your a doorable!
I ought to box your ears!

Saved by the bell
He's a real ding-a-ling!

I'm a watch dog!
And I'm a clock cat!

A doctor:
Hmmmm . . . Looks like you have a saw throat!

Did you know that black and white are the same color except one of them isn't!?

I'm suffering from computer bytes. . .
HA!

Tough question:
What if berty germ got tooth ache?

Hi - I'm Snow White.
And I'm Egg White, her sister.
And I'm their brother - I'm just an egg!

What do you say if you find three holes in the ground?
Well Well Well

Sometimes I get really cheesed off

Don't mind your dad, he's just letting off steam!
Oh no! Its the bottom of the page again!!
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