Truck, Math and Jokes

Wording of this Handout:

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Remember - When a big truck passes, it drags alot of wind!!

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Tell me Wally. . .
What exactly don't you like about math?
Is it subtraction?
No sir.
The addition?
No sir.
The division?
No sir.
What is it then?
Your breath!

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What is hot and cold at the same time?
Chilli sauce.

What do people use when they want to go through walls?
Doors and windows.

What goes round and round a house, but never gets tired?
The driveway.

What grows much, much bigger when you stand it on its head? The number 106.

What goes "woof! woof!" A Russian spy cat in disguise.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe With a dog?
A dog that tries to chase rockets!