Wording of this Handout:
6 Why are writers Strange? Because the have tales coming out of their heads!
HI! I'm snow whites brother - egg white!
Hey - you're pudding me on!
The best side of a bed is the top side.
If two is company, and three is a crowd, what are four and five? Nine.
What is the lone Ranger's first name? The.
Pepper stays hot - even in the freezer!
There's a monster after me - what steps should I take? Long ones!
People who make too many puns should be pun-ished.
Hi-I'm a cracked pot! Ah, a psycho ceramic.
An elephant can have fleas... but a flea can't have elephants!
Some people long to eat - other people eat too long!
What doe's a hen do just before she stands on one foot? She lifts up the other one.