Wording of this Handout:
How much does an idiot weigh?
Step on some scales and find out!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Two Eds are better than one!
A Giraffe takes a long time to swallow its pride!
Oh look - there's a kidnapping!
Who was the first man to make a monkey out of himself?
An onion a day keeps everyone away!
I'm Alexander the Great!
And I'm Smokey the Bear!
Hey! What do you know! We both have the same middle name!!!
That's strange..... The more I take away the larger it gets!
Hi! I'm a sponge. I'm full of holes - but I hold a lot of water!
If all the money in the world was divided equal among all the people in the world how much would they each get?
An equal amount of course!
Where does a two-ton Gorilla sit when he goes to the movies?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you always find at the center of America and Australia?
The letter R!