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Fun page 20

Sunday School Activity Sheet: Fun page 20

tags: fun, humor, John 6:35, fun page 20, joke, jokes

handout id: 4017
short name: Fun page 20
nutshell: Joke page.

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Fun Page Number Twenty

Why do people climb mountains? Because mountains go up - it's the only direction they can climb them.

Which shoes cannot be trusted? Sneakers.

I know when elephants have been in my fridge because they always leave footprints in the butter.

Jesus is the BREAD of life.

It was David's heart toward God that made the difference.

What is a jogger to a mosquito? Fast food.

"Jesus said, 'I am the Bread of Life.'" John 6:35

What do you call a burst of Irish music? A leprechord.

What do you call a prickly horse? Gorse.

What's big black and hairy, and sits in an oven? A griller.

A big ant is called a go-ant.

What do you call a sea monster after it has eaten a boat load of people? Fullness.

"My wife thinks she's a frog."
"You should get her to a doctor."
"I can't. She won't leave the tadpoles!"

Me am glad me go to school. It good to lern to speak proper.

What goes tap tap tap tap clonk clonk clonk? A spider with four wooden legs.

I don't want a fish. They make such a mess, hopping back and forth in the cage, and dropping so many feathers. I'd much rather have a budgie, so I can watch it swim about in it's bowl.

"My wife thinks she's in control of me."
"You should get her to a doctor."
"I can't. She told me not to."

"My wife thinks she's a tomato plant."
"You should get her to a doctor."
"I can't. She won't climb out of her container!"

Did you hear about the spider who bought a new car? He went for a spin.

Why did the boy spider fall in love with the girl spider? It was her silky tones.

When is it bad luck to meet a spider? When you're a fly.

My eyes are so sharp, sometimes I cut myself on them! Ha!

Isabell.
Is a bell necessary?

Did you know that a coin has a tail, and a head, but nobody?

Believe it or Not: A few hundred years ago, people in England used tho make a pie with frogs inside it. When the pie was cut open, the frogs would come jumping out. How disgusting!
What did one shrub say to another shrub? I'm bushed!
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