Fun page 12
tags: fun, humor, jokes, waiter jokes
handout id: 4018
short name: Fun page 12
nutshell: Joke and coloring page.
Wording of this Handout:
Fun Page Number Twelve
Why did the cowboy shoot his sandwich? He wanted to eat some wholesome bread for his lunch. What a nut-tritious joke!!
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "You're lucky, all I ever get is silly old worms!"
Peace begins with Jesus.
Blow those horns for Jesus!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
So that's where he went. Heel, Hairy!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Well, don't just sit there, offer him some soap!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No, there isn't, you ordered a spider!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry...is it lonely?
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I know, I out it there, you stupid customer!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I was going to eat it, lucky you.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
That's not a fly, the cook sneezed in your bowl.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry, I'll get a spider for it.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I know, we're all out of beetles.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Shhh! You want all the other customers to want one too, do you?
In a world of bad news there is good news-Jesus.
We are more than conquerors through Him.
Jesus is Lord!
How do you say well done to an octopus?
Congratulations!
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Only one? I'm sure I dropped a handful in there!