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Canoy Bar

Sunday School Activity Sheet: Canoy Bar

tags: humor, jokes

handout id: 4032
short name: Canoy Bar
nutshell: Joke page.

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A 70 year old candy bar.

"It's so dark I can't see if the light is off."

"At last-my letter to me has arrived!"

"I'm keeping an eye on you."

The man in the moon married the woman in the earth and had a whole lot of kids in satellites.

"Dad told me to put my best foot forward, but which one?"

"Mom, are there lots of flies on the world wide web?"

A sad note. Bawl! Waa! Waa! Boo hoo! Bwaa! Blub! Splash! Drip! Boo hoo?

"I love bubble gum."

"Why did you decide to play basketball?"

There are 270,668,934,431,000,000 stars in the universe-go, check and see if I'm right!

If your parents had no children you won't be able to read this.

Art lesson: How to draw a curtain.

"I can't remember what I've forgotten."

Dry paint.

"Has anyone seen my pet alligator?" "Nuts."

So, here we are, stuck on the right hand side of yet another page filling up a thin narrow space with a lot of useless little words.
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