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Fun Page Number 10
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. THIS MEANS THAT YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
God is watching and loving you all the time.
"When I was a little boy I used to believe in Berty Germ! But I'm older now and I know Berty isn't really in my mouth...see? He's not there, is he? He married the Tooth Fairy!"
Peace is not the absence of war, it is the presence of Jesus.
The Bible says: "I'm full of good things!" Read the Bible everyday.
What do you call a male cup of tea? A Hebrew.
Why do black sheep eat more grass than white sheep? Because there are more black sheep.
Did you ever notice that a dog wears a coat and pants?
Which is heavier...a ton of lead or a ton of feathers? They both weigh a ton.
What has a mouth, a fork, and a bed, but doesn't eat, talk or sleep? A river.
The goldfish jumped out of his bowl and says, "I'm like a fish out of water!"
What do you call a spider with no legs? Useless.
2, 4, 6, 8. Don't be early, don't be late and don't forget to shut the gate!
"Waiter, there's a fly on my soup!" "Don't worry, it'll die of poisoning any minute now!"
I went to the orchestra for a meal. I had two drumsticks, covered in sweet melody, a drum roll, and a cup of tea from the kettle drum. After that, the violins poured out a whine, the bass was served with relish, and the xylophone was presented with quick chops."
What's small and carries a suitcase? A handle.
Jesus is the true and living way.
"Iknow what you're going to say next." "What?" "There, you just said it."
"See kids, he didn't mind the step."
What do you can an underwater spider? Web-footer.
What relation is a door to a doormat? A step farther.
Things go better with love!
"I'm a star," said the star.
Why are calendars sad? Because their days are numbered.
What color is a peacock's egg? Peacocks don't lay eggs.
What did the dog say when it sat on some sand paper? Rough, rough.