Fun page 8

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Fun Page Number Eight

Did you know that God made the sun, the moon and all the stars?

Jokes

What's huge, and wet, and very good at math? A whale with a pocket calculator.

Why can you never trust teeth to keep a secret? Because as soon as it gets cold, they start chattering.

POP!

What do bears use for entertainment? Teddyvision.

Why do polar bears wear sunglasses? They think its a good disguise.

How many polar bears are there? Twice as many as you've seen.

Why did the man stick his head into a giant marshmallow? We don't know, all he does when we ask him is mumble.

Why are the eyes of sparrows closer together than the eyes of hawks? Sparrows are smaller than hawks.

LAUGH!

Don't forget-God loves you more than anyone can!

What game do the winds play. Draughts.

How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging? Take away his credit card.

"Be strong in the Lord and in His mighty power." Ephesians 6:10

The moon. Dynamite.

"Ouch!"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
Di laughing at this one!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper bit of dirt off the glass and you'll see me!

I yam sow glade eye whent to skool. That's wear Iy lernd two spel.

What did the caveman say? "Watch out, I think Dino saw us!"

"I'm a bit quacked! HONK!

This teacher's having a problem.

What grows larger when it's upside down? The number six.

What forestry workers do when nobody is watching. "I like it!"

"Hey! Believe in the Lord Jesus and you will be saved!"

What has one leg and a heart? A cabbage.