Medical Mirth
tags: humor, medical mirth, pin, elephant, jokes, doctor jokes
handout id: 4048
short name: Medical Mirth
nutshell: Lots of doctor jokes.
Wording of this Handout:
Medical Mirth
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pin!
Doctor: I see your point!
Patient: Doctor-I only have 30 seconds!
Doctor: I'll see you in a minute...
"What is black and white and red on the bottom?" "A zebra with a nappy rash!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doughnut."
"Doughnut who?"
"Doughnut come in-I have a cold!"
The horse says: Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse today!
The half side man: Doctor, Doctor, I'm all right!
Doctor: So you are!
"Did you hear the joke about the pill?" "It's a bit hard to swallow!"
"A sick house goes to a 'houspital'!"
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I keep forgetting things!
Doctor: Tell me about it.
Patient: Tell you about what?
"What do you do with a sea-sick elephant?" "Get out of it's way"
"Would you like me to play some of my medical records?"
"Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny!"