MMag 187 Looney page

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Looney Page 12

"Phew! I'm exhausted!"

This is a truck and this is a rolled up newspaper. Which of these two things would you use to swat at a fly?

"I could use a cow-culator!"

"You remind me of the ocean."

"You mean I'm deep, strong and romantic?"

"No, you make me sick!"

"Hi, I'm Amanda...yes, I'm a manda fix your T.V.!"

"I'm going out tonight!"

This is a whale and this is a cookie. Which of these two things would you dunk in a drink?

"Just between you and me-something smells!"

"Lettuce entertain you!"

"What does a two ton parrot say?" "Get me a cracker now!"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey Birthday!

"What animal is hairy, eats bananas and flies?" "A hot air baboon.

"Hello there, honey!"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me on the head!