Wishing Well

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Wishing Well

Helpful Hint! Before you lose something, label it clearly.

A penny from the wishing well: "I wish I could climb out again!"

When you cross a mouse with an elephant you get an animal which tries to run up it's own trunk!

The blind man comes to the door with a sign that says, "No blind people allowed." The blind man says, "Oh, I see, it's clear to me now."

The baby bee says to the mommy bee, "Mum, when I grow up what will I bee?"

What do Australian bears drink? Koka Koala.

The detective walking in circles, following his own footsteps says, "Yes, someone has been here recently."

"Don't talk to me, I'm deaf!" "Be quiet, so am I!"

The football guy says, "I'm on defense!" The bird replies, "So am I."

The man in bed says, "My name is Mr. Road. I'm in the hospital because people keep driving over me!"

What is a panda? You need a panda fry chips.

Four porcupines on a stump=a Pocu-pine tree.

The baby snail says to it's parent: "That's it, I'm running away from home!"

Which animal is good at cricket? The wombat.

Which bird is good at everything? The Peli...because whatever you want it to do the pelican!

What has eight arms and barks? An octodog!

Handy Hint: How to make a hen run: Run after it and flap your arms.

If light comes from the sun, then where does heavy come from?