Light-Headed

Wording of this Handout:

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"I feel a bit light headed."

"Calendars are never hungry because they are always full of dates!"

Can a letter box?

Can a tin whistle?

"I've heard of a Daddy Long Legs...but what about Mummy Long Legs?"

"A pig that steals things at night is called a Ham-Burglar!"

If you are a really dumb person, please read this question again.

If this is a pair of scissors-how come you can't buy just one sciss?

And this is a picture of a stolen____?

"I'm a gnome-and I don't even gnow how to spell my own gnome!"

Chocolate records-just play then eat!

This is the longest pencil in the world. With it, a school kid can do his work at school with out even leaving home!

Golf course for really silly beginners.

"Buzz off!"

"Two bees or not two bees."

The quickest way to climb Mt. Everest-just turn the mountain up side down! "Nearly there!"

Safety matches: 100% unlightable.

"I'm going to sock you in the foot!"

"I know boomerangs come back-but where do they come back from?"

"Want to see a real cool cat?"
"I keep it in the freezer!"
"Let meowt!"

A mountain ear.

"Go to your room!"