MMag 164 Medical mirth

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Medical Mirth

"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pin!" "I see your point!"

"Doctor, I only have 30 seconds to live!" "I'll be with you in a minute...."

"What is black and white and red on the bottom?"
"A zebra with a nappy rash."

"Did you hear the joke about the pill?" "It's a bit hard to swallow."

Doctor, Doctor, I'm all right!" "So you are!"

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut come in, I have a cold!

"Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!" "Tell me about it." "Tell you about what?"

"My doctor gave me six months to live, but I couldn't pay the bill so he gave me another six months."

"Excuse me-I'm a little hoarse today."

Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.

"Would you like me to play some of my medical records?"

"What do you do with a sea-sick elephant? "Get out of it's way."

A sick house goes to the Houspital.