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Oinkment

Sunday School Activity Sheet: Oinkment

tags: humor, pig, joke, fun

handout id: 4117
short name: Oinkment
nutshell: Joke page.

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Oinkment

Where is the queen crowned? On her head!

Betty. Betty's batter. Betty's buggy.

Betty's batter is bitter. Betty's bitter batter is in the buggy-that meansBetty's bitter buggy batter is better than battered buggy batter...oh, bother.

An inchworm.

"I think I can!"

A torch with the batteries in back to front.

"Hey, turn that dark off!!"

"Always do what your mum and dad tell you...remember, they know where you live!"

Dial a rude noise.

How to share a donut between two kids-you have the ring, and you have the hole.

Mountain ears.

Vote for national burping week.

This is an eskimo in white clothes standing in a blizzard!

"I'm a sick bird! I need medical tweetment."

Another name for a goat-a butter.

The shortest distance been two points is a straight lion.

Two heads are better than one? Not if you're a nail!

How many elephants can you get into a mini? 6, three in the front and three in the back!

This space reserved for a silly comment.

If your car runs out of petrol, try prune juice!
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