Wording of this Handout:
Oinkment
Where is the queen crowned? On her head!
Betty. Betty's batter. Betty's buggy.
Betty's batter is bitter. Betty's bitter batter is in the buggy-that meansBetty's bitter buggy batter is better than battered buggy batter...oh, bother.
An inchworm.
"I think I can!"
A torch with the batteries in back to front.
"Hey, turn that dark off!!"
"Always do what your mum and dad tell you...remember, they know where you live!"
Dial a rude noise.
How to share a donut between two kids-you have the ring, and you have the hole.
Mountain ears.
Vote for national burping week.
This is an eskimo in white clothes standing in a blizzard!
"I'm a sick bird! I need medical tweetment."
Another name for a goat-a butter.
The shortest distance been two points is a straight lion.
Two heads are better than one? Not if you're a nail!
How many elephants can you get into a mini? 6, three in the front and three in the back!
This space reserved for a silly comment.
If your car runs out of petrol, try prune juice!