Wording of this Handout:
LOVE AT FIRST WHISTLE
What is this place?
Its a whale-way station
Hi - I'm a Little Nipper!
What Holds up a train?
A train-robber!
A see - saw
A sea - saw
A light meal
Rubbish
Please help me - I can't find the sea!
A heavy meal
1 tone of lead
Yum!
I thought I might catch a cold!
Hello - I'm Cinderella
And this is my fancy dressed ball!
What can you keep and give to someone else?
I don't know...
A cold
Look! I'm a flying mouse!
THUD!
Oof!
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What goes oom?
A cow talking backwards
That was a wet joke!
You naughty boy - I told you not to bolt you food down!!
Sorry mum..
A flying saucer!
A flying cup