MMag 173 Jokes

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Wishing well: I wish I could climb out again!

Helpful Hint: Before you lose something, label it clearly.

If you cross a mouse with an elephant-you get an animal which tries to run up it's own trunk!

"Don't talk to me, I'm deaf!" "Be quiet, so am I!"

"I'm on defense." "So am I."

"My name is Mr. Road. I'm in hospital because people keep driving over me."

What is a panda? You need a panda fry chips.

"That's it, I'm running away from home."

Which animal is good at cricket? The wombat.

A Porcu pine tree.

"You could see things better if the sun came out at night!"

No blind people allowed. "Oh, I see. It's all clear to me now."

Which bird is good at everything? The Peli...because whatever you want it to do, the peli can do!

What has eight arms and barks? An octodog!

If light comes from the sun, where does heavy come from?

Handy Hint: How to make a hen run: run after it and flap your arms.

"Yes! Someone has been here quite recently!"

What do Australian bears drink? Koka koala.

"Mum-when I grow up what will I bee?"