I must be a telephone

Wording of this Handout:

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"I must be a telephone because I have so many pips." "So it would a pear."

"That joke was so funny I laughed until I stopped laughing!"

Add a peel to every meal.

"I have a good ear for music."

"I can't wait till the time I stop waiting when I can't wait!!"

"I wish they hadn't named me Pat."

"I'm an old salt from the sea."

Is this the end of the line?

"Watch out! The baby's going to throw a tantrum!"

What happens if a hole falls down a hole?

"You always have a good point!"

"No need to get in a stew."

"Ouch! This sure is a whacky recipe!" Whack, whack, whack!

"Son-I'd really like to see you get a head in life." "Thanks, Dad."

"At last-the never ending story finished!"

If this is a rose, what does a sank look like?

"I think my computer has picked up a virus."

Do insects use people repellants?

"Thank you for giving me a ring."

An umbrella. Um, um, um, um, um.

"I'm feeling a bit hoarse today."

A computer cat, a computer mouse.