Wording of this Handout:
The PEACE of God is different from the PEACE of men.
What's a cat's favorite drink? Whiskery.
What drum is made of two cats? The tom tom.
What do you hang wet cats up on? The feline.
Why was the farmer's wife trampled to death? She tried to cut the tails off three blind moose.
Who was the most unsuccessful cat fighter? Claude Agenn.
Why do cats have pointed ears? Because if they flopped over they'd be dogged-eared.
What breakfast cereal do cats like? Micies!
A moon monster told me that there are no moon monsters on the moon.
What mountain works all the time? Mt. Neverest.
Climb every mountain...
How much is a human worth?
If you sort out the chemicals, you can get an idea. Take the calcium, phosphorous and magnesium from the bones, and the water, the little bit of gold, the sugar and so on. In the end, you get a value of about $17. There are enough ingredients to make seven bars of soap, one bowl of sugar, 1 handful of sulphur, and a few other things...but wait a minute.
Is this all a person is really worth? The Bible says a person is worth everything to God. That's why Jesus came and died for you and me. He loved us so much, as people, that He gave His life to save us from perishing. Now we have the chance of living forever, instead of ending up in the scrapheap in hell.
Bandages for sale.
Look! Don't look!
Jesus is the resurrection and the life!
What do you can a spider in a rice field? Paddy long legs.
What game do spiders hate most?Snap.
Weee!
Curious questions!!!
Have you ever seen a skate bored?
Can a tin whistle?
Can a board walk?
Does pogo stick?
Is a blue bottle a fly?
Is a turn round?
Have you ever heard a boxing ring?
Can a clock tell the time?
Do you have an ear for music?
An enema is an enemy of sea anemones.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a budgie!
Well done, now I'll teach you another sentence.
Reach for Jesus!
Why are pocket calculators dependable? Because you know you can always count on them.
Toothbrush company, LTD.
Nobody has ever been late for their own funeral!
See you later!