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Fun page 18

Sunday School Activity Sheet: Fun page 18

tags: fun, humor, humour

handout id: 4154
short name: Fun page 18
nutshell: Joke page.

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Fun Page Number Eighteen

Jesus said that if people didn't believe in him, they would die in their sins.

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell, (and there she stayed, until the health inspector came along. Peter was charged with cruelty to unsuspecting pumpkins, and his married the health inspector, and started up a business, selling pumpkin chutney.)

There were forty people, but they had only one umbrella. Strangely enough, none of them got wet. Why? It wasn't raining.

Has anyone seen my pet fly?

Cows are always good at maths. They always use their cowculators.

The Bible always gets it right.

"Hey, who turned it all upside down?" "Hey who turned it all downside up?"

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a cat! Curl up on me and tell me about it.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a frog! Swim over to the side of the bowl and tell me about it.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bird! Perch on my arm and tell me about it.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a jar of pills! Take one every day until you're all gone.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a photograph! Come into my darkroom and we'll see what develops.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a caterpillar! Munch on this lettuce and tell me about it.

When I was at school my teacher had to wear sunglasses because I was such a bright pupil.

What man has four legs and flies? A man with a wheel barrow for of manure.

Look.

Phew!

There are many ways to Jesus, but he is the only way to God for Christians.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.

There is one letter missing from this crossword. Once you have the right letter, you can solve the whole puzzle. (This is suitable for your younger readers.)

"Huh? Funny, I can see my thoughts."
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