Wording of this Handout:
Crazy Page
"You're all heart."
What do you call a really big ant? An eleph-ant.
"Why is there a frog in my bed?" "Because I couldn't find a hedgehog!"
Riverbank
"Sir, I think the enemy is about to shell us!"
"Oh, no! Not another blooming idiot!" "Hi, Dad!"
"Cluck, cluck!" "That was a foul remark."
"I come from Chili."
"Some day my prints will come." Photography. Same day developing.
How long can a donkey stand on one leg? Try it and see!
"Spell mouse trap with three letters." "C-A-T."
I always spell wrong wrong.
"Well, what do you know-the swine flu."