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Fun Page Number Fifteen
"Hi! Do you know where I can get a bite?"
One way, Jesus.
"Braak, cracker wanna Polly?"
You've heard of the solar powered torch? Well, here are some inventions which definitely do not need!
1. Gumboots for worms.
2. Moon glasses for night time use.
3. Pencils with a rubber at each end.
4. Electric tooth paste.
5. Car dirtiers.
6. Volcano furniture.
7. Tidal wave surf boards.
8. Lawn mowers that don't damage grass.
9. Cardboard diving boards.
10. Talking clocks which also punch you awake.
Where is Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree.
Who shoots people, hangs them up, then lets them go home to be hung? A photographer.
Did you know that roads go everywhere, but never move an inch.
Flower power.
Bong! Bing! Bong!
A flea fleeing.
Remember: Only one life, it soon shall pass; only what's done for Jesus will last.
God gave you your conscience.
What are you doing for Jesus? Are you living for Him?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hens.
Hens who?
No they don't, they cluck.
What does Spiderman hate? Wet paint.
Instant quicksand.
"Braak! I've got hess humans well trained!! Taught them to say, "Polly, wanna cracker."
Copy cat bird.
This is what happens to you if you eat vegetables.
The Bible says that God knows everything about us, but He never rubs it in when we do something wrong.
Jesus said: I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
What do you call a stupid man who drinks coffee? A silly coffee mug.
What do you call a reptile who loves sailing ships? A Navigator.
Have you heard about the torch that's used for finding acne? It's called a spotlight.
What do you call a running competition between footwear? A shoe lace.
Why did the ball hit Donald Duck? Because when someone yelled, "Donald, duck!" he didn't.
Giggle.
I forgot to wear my gumboots and caught a cold.
Jesus is the Good Shepherd.
Jesus is the Master of Creation.
What bus to people catch to go to Deka? A double-Deka.