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Mothers Day
Wrote this years ago, but still good for truth and laughs.Enjoy it.
It Sings, "I Can! "I Can!"
When we learn to stop griping and complaining about things and start counting our blessings, we can enjoy life better.
Children Who Go Errant!
When did I become the child and my children the parent???
Crazy Praise
We all know that one woman in church who loves to praise a bit more charasmatic than the others. Let's remember we all praise in different ways to honor the Lord.
Spare Not The Rod
"Spare the rod and spoil the child" is a phrase coined by a 17th century British poet, Samuel Butler, but it is based on Proverbs 13:24, "He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Hey Buddy! What Did You Do Today? (A Child's Response)
Inspired By: New King James Bible Matthew 21:15-17 Out of the mouth of babes and nursing infants You have perfected praise.
From The Creators Mouth
I was just sitting around one day and started to write. I know God has a sense of humor.
Are you fertilizing your walk?
The Glutton and the Humble Man - Take Your Place, Say Grace
A humorous look at gratefulness and saying grace. Romans 14:6 If you eat meat, eat it to the glory of God and thank God for the prime rib. If you're a vegetarian, eat vegetables to the glory of God and thank God for the broccoli.