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Funny Poems

Could Manna Be Grits?
This is a comical poem based on a child's question concerning manna.

SHAME, SHAME ON THAT LONG MANE
This is just a little comical poem I wrote about the length of a man's hair, which is an issue in many churches.

Sin Still Stinks!
Based on a true story during gooseberry picking season in Wisconsin, still in a depression in 1934, as told to me by my mother, Ruth.

Many ways to worship
A poem about the need to worship God alone and not the style or type of worship song.

Being Relevant
A ironic and funny poem about doing evangelism by the book without really doing it in a relevant and meaningful way.

Twilight Years . . .
Getting older is the pits, but with God's grace its doable!!!

Wet Wipes.
Are you odourous?

WHO'S A MONKEY? finalist in poetry contest
MY KIDS WERE BEING TAUGHT THIS THEORY IN SCHOOL AND I REALLY RESENTED THAT. IT UPSET ALMOST EVERY PARENT IN TOWN AND WE EVEN GOT THE LOCAL REP INVOLVED.

Hey Buddy! What Did You Do Today? (A Child's Response)
Inspired By: New King James Bible Matthew 21:15-17 Out of the mouth of babes and nursing infants You have perfected praise.

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