As a nation we're on a Staycation,
so we've driven south with elation
We've gotten as far as Land's End,
suffice to say the fam have driven me round the bend !
I nearly tipped them into the sea,
I relished the thought with a second of glee
I prayed a sorry prayer to the Lord,
I'd seen a nearby raft for them to climb aboard
I don't quite trust myself you see,
it's been a long year without HRT !