If Mr. Rogers Visited Sodom

It's a beautiful day in this neighbourhood
A beautiful day for a neighbour
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

It's a terrible day in this neighbourhood
The people aren't doing the things that they should
Leave with all that is thine
You'd best not waste any time

It's a horrible day in this neighbourhood
The people don't even know what is good
Run for your life
And blindfold your wife