Christian Funny Poems (Christart.com)

Funny Poems


From The Creators Mouth I was just sitting around one day and started to write. I know God has a sense of humor.	by Howard Tarant

Rhubarb Are you fertilizing your walk?	by mike bullock

The Glutton and the Humble Man - Take Your Place, Say Grace A humorous look at gratefulness and saying grace. Romans 14:6 If you eat meat, eat it to the glory of God and thank God for the prime rib. If you're a vegetarian, eat vegetables to the glory of God and thank God for the broccoli.	by Bryan Miles

Don’t Make An Old Woman Mad A funny story of a young man and his error in judgment.	by Ronald Bingham

What the Heck As we get older aging and pain present on a daily basis. I had to feel the humor in it all and just say, "What the Heck." I will thank the Lord for every day He gives me, and every bike ride I survive...	by Kathleen Higham

I'd Rather Go To Heaven I was facing some major surgery because of another doctors mistakes. A friend of mine told me if I sued I could live on Ocean Drive, which is a very prestigious neighborhood in my town. Knowing what the Bible says I had only one answer.	by patricia guinn

Me and Grandpa and our Can of Worms A humorous child's poem about a boy and his Grandpa and about faith!	by Patricia Joan Polhans

The Hammer Comes Down! A rather humorous poem about fire and brimstone preachers and how to wake those that have fallen asleep in their pews.	by Patricia Joan Polhans

I Ain't What I Was God loves us too much to leave us the way he found us.	by Linda T Reich