Tales From Grubbly Land: Grubbly Land Adventure 2

"You know Babsie," said Mr. Beetlebmb, "We don't want to spank you, and we don't enjoy doing it."
"Then why do you do it?" said Babsie with a sniff.
"Because God commands us to use discipline for your sake. We really love you - that's why we care enough to discipline you when you need it."