"You sleep under the door mat, don't you!"
I gritted my teeth and said nothing, because I had a plan!
There were twenty-three kids in my class and I had twenty-three matchboxes. I put all the matchboxes on my desk. I lined them all up. Neatly. Every box was opened a little bit.
And I had one red match box.
"What're they for?"
I didn't answer. The class gathered round to look. Perfect.
"You won't call me shorty any more!" I said. I threw some twinkle dust over all the kids.
Whoosh! They were all inside the match boxes. I shut the boxes quickly. Snap, snap, snap. All prisoners. All trapped inside their boxes.
The teacher came in.
"Where's the class?"
They've gone," I said. I didn't tell her where.
The teacher went to look for her class. I gathered the boxes and put them into my school bag. No point in staying around.
I went to the Principal's office. I didn't even knock. I just walked in and looked at him.
"What do you want, boy?"
He never called me by my name. He didn't like me.
I threw some twinkle dust at him and held the red box out.
Whoosh! He was gone. Now I had him, too.
I walked out the front gates and down the street.
I heard my classmates calling to me from inside their boxes. They had funny, high voices, like chirping birds.
"Help! Help!"
The Principal's voice was like a tiny mouse squeaking.
Now I had to decide something. What would I do with them? I couldn't hurt them. That would be cruel. They mustn't be killed either. That would be murder. I had to do something only slightly mean. A slightly mean punishment. I had to get my own back for all the insults my class mates had flung at me all those years. I had to do something to pay back the Principal for all those silly lines, and extra homework assignments he had given me.