Trapdoor spiders

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Trap-door spiders are common in New Zealand. You might even find a few in your lawn, if you look hard, These spiders dig a hole, and then weave a door to the top, to which they stick leaves, grass and whatever is around. The spider hides under the door and waits for an insect to come by. then zap! it jumps out and grabs its prey.

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