Wording of this Handout:
Remember - When a big truck passes, it drags alot of wind!!
Tell me Wally. . .
What exactly don't you like about math?
Is it subtraction?
No sir.
The addition?
No sir.
The division?
No sir.
What is it then?
Your breath!
What is hot and cold at the same time?
Chilli sauce.
What do people use when they want to go through walls?
Doors and windows.
What goes round and round a house, but never gets tired?
The driveway.
What grows much, much bigger when you stand it on its head? The number 106.
What goes "woof! woof!" A Russian spy cat in disguise.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe With a dog?
A dog that tries to chase rockets!