Fun page 13

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Fun Page Number 13.

A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the Lord. Proverbs 19:3.

Pepper has plenty of "pep". Did you "in salt" me?

What would you get if you stuffed all your grandparents into your freezer? You would get the iced ages!!

Why does the world spin round and round and round? No Brakes!!

What do you call canned dog's breath? Tins of pant!!

What games to crocodiles like to play? Snap!

What has lots of teeth but never eats? A comb.

Where would you find tables with no legs? In a math class.

What's the opposite to a missile? A Mister-ille.

Skunks have plenty of scents.

Where would you find the friendliest water in the world? The beach because it waves all the time.

Owls can turn their head almost all the way around. Please do not try this yourself as it may make you "owl" with pain!

Believe it or not: Ever heard of the Niagara Falls? You have? Bright kid. Well, would you believe that, in 1925, the weather was so cold that the whole waterfall froze solid? It's true.

What do you get if you breathe in jewelry? A treasure chest.

What does a sailor say when he's happy? Yo heave ho.

What does a sailor say when he's sick? Yo ho heave.

What does a sailor say when he's imitating Rambo? Ho heave yo.

What do you call a ship which fires jokes during a war? A battle quip.

What do you call a shower of bumps? A Braille storm.

Which world leader never had a bath? President Stinkin.

Did you hear about the noses which went up Mount Sugarloaf to collect ten candy mints?

What does a farmer use to put his cattle to sleep? A bulldozer.

Which animal blows hot rocks from it's head? A molecano.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lubri.
Lubri who?
Lubricate the door to stop it's squeaking!

How do you know if your legs are musical? Listen for the harmony.

Read the Bible every day and very night and all the times in between.

Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. Proverbs 12:18.

Believe it or not: An albatross can fly all day without flapping it's wings, it's a master at gliding.

The words of the wise are more to be heeded than the shouts of a ruler of fools. Ecclesiastes 9:17.

"I must remember to do what God tells me to do. Yeah!"