Wording of this Handout:
Ho Hum
Life's so boring
I bet its much more fun to be a dog
Wh..Oh, Wally's imaging again!!
BOING
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Yap! Yap! Woof! Woof! Bark!
[Big smell cow pat]
OH NO! I've got this powerful urge to roll in that big smelly cow pat!!
Can't stoop myself!! YIPE!
SPLAT!
And now I've got fleas! poo!
[scratch scratch scratch]
Wally! You naughty dog! Get back to your kennel!
And get off the couch!
You need a bath!
STOP!
BOING
I don't want to be a dog any more.
Now he's talking sense