Wording of this Handout:
Crazy Page 2
"Oh, no! It's the top of the page!!"
A happy nappy!
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
How to draw the curtains...
"At last, some hare on top!"
"What a ding dong!"
A hedgehog on a handle.
Maths: 1 cat+1 ball of wool=a pair of mittens.
No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
The human cannonball. "You're fired!"
Pigs going cheap.
A pork chop, a karate chop.
"And just where have you bean?"
A bell boy.
Did you know you are twice as heavy as half your weight?
An up-side down up-side down cake.
How does a dog smell if he has no nose? Terrible!
Can-eye come in?
My name is dad. I was named after my father.
Where does a cat have the most fur? On the outside.
"You have a good ear for music."
"Oh, look at what marmalade!"
The fastest bean in the world.
My nose is upside down. When I sneeze I blow my wig off! Right off!
"Will you PLEASE stop eating biscuits in bed?!
Oh, no! It's the bottom of the page!!