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Crazy page 02

Sunday School Activity Sheet: Crazy page 02

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handout id: 4083
short name: Crazy page 02
nutshell: Joke page.

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Crazy Page 2

"Oh, no! It's the top of the page!!"

A happy nappy!

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

How to draw the curtains...

"At last, some hare on top!"

"What a ding dong!"

A hedgehog on a handle.

Maths: 1 cat+1 ball of wool=a pair of mittens.

No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.

The human cannonball. "You're fired!"

Pigs going cheap.

A pork chop, a karate chop.

"And just where have you bean?"

A bell boy.

Did you know you are twice as heavy as half your weight?

An up-side down up-side down cake.

How does a dog smell if he has no nose? Terrible!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Can-eye who?
Can-eye come in?

My name is dad. I was named after my father.

Where does a cat have the most fur? On the outside.


"You have a good ear for music."

"Oh, look at what marmalade!"

The fastest bean in the world.


My nose is upside down. When I sneeze I blow my wig off! Right off!

"Will you PLEASE stop eating biscuits in bed?!

Oh, no! It's the bottom of the page!!
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