Wording of this Handout:
"How many balls of string do you need to reach the moon?" "One, if it's big enough!"
"What's another name for a lion in the desert?" "Sandy Claws!"
One elevator says to the other: "I think I'm coming down with something."
"Hello, I want to make a Persian to Persian call to Iraq..."
The traffic signal says: "I hate having to change in front of all these people."
The acorn says: "I am a forget me nut."
"What is always coming, but never arrives?" "Tomorrow!"
Man says to the two headed monster: "Hello, hello!"
"How do ocean liners sink?" "Once!"
DID YOU KNOW?
A minister can marry lots of women, and still stay single?
A circle has two sides. The inside and the outside!
Is the bottle half empty or half full?
"How long is a Chinese man?"
"We all need arms because they keep our hands on!"