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Fun Page Number Seventeen
No slot.
When you pray, give God the details, so he can answer with details.
Ever heard of Johnny Appleseed? He was a real person, but his true name was Jonathan Chapman. He died in 1845.
During his lifetime, he managed to plant more than 100,000 square miles (about 170,000 sq. km.) in apple trees.
He liked to carry a bag of seeds with him wherever he went. He got them from the mills.
He also took with him a heap of Bibles, which he gave away as he went along.
Over the years, Johnny went back many times to the trees he had planted, and pruned them.
He liked to dress his own way too. He wore a tin pan for a hat, and a coffee sack for a shirt!
"Who says I'm a bit potty?"
"Oh dear, the blob is coming!"
"Wow! Jesus could come today."
What hangs from trees and gurgles? Tarzan the washing machine.
What are pink and white and useless? Rubber false teeth.
What's fast and nervous, and runs about on the land? A fish with legs.
What stands on the footpath and makes everyone annoyed? A public letterbox without a slot.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 6, 7, 8. Hey, wait a minute! Oops, I lost count 26, 27. Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, the life, nobody comes to the Father except by me." 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42. Happy Birthday!! 17
Are you ready to meet Jesus?
"Ahoy!"
Did you know that: Water is hotter before it boils, than when it is boiling?
Silly cross word.
Clues:
1. Main part of the tree.
2. Elephant's noses.
3. Storage chests.
4. The back part of a car, for luggage.
5. The name of a type of shorts.
Jesus is the path to life.
Whoever want to be great among you, [they] must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first must be your slave-just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve. Matthew 20:26-28.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'ma butterfly!
Hold still while I push the pin through you.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a rubbish tin!
Don't give me that junk.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge!
Hold still while I park my car.
"Ok, freeze, this is a stick up!"
Stand up for Jesus. Sit down for Jesus.